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ISBN 1-905102-49-6 Written and designed by Stewart Ferris and Alastair Williams Printed and bound in the United Kingdom by William Clowes Ltd, Beccles, Suffolk Important note: The country locations shown on the maps in this book are approximate and their accuracy should not be relied upon by airline pilots, explorers or invading armies.
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Contents Albania...........................4 Algeria...........................6 Australia..........................7 Austria...........................14 Azerbaijan.....................15 Belgium.........................16 Brazil.............................19 Bulgaria........................20 Canada.........................21 China............................26 Ethiopia.........................28 France...........................29 Germany.......................33 Haiti...............................37 Hong Kong....................38 Iceland...........................39 India..............................40 Indian Ocean................45 Indonesia.......................46 Iran................................48 Ireland...........................50 Italy...............................52 Japan............................53 Liberia...........................55 Lithuania........................56
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Moldova.........................57 Myanmar.......................58 Netherlands..................59 New Zealand.................60 Nicaragua.....................61 Nigeria..........................64 Norway.........................65 Northern Ireland...........66 Pakistan.......................67 Papua New Guinea.......68 Philippines.....................69 Reunion Island...............72 Romania........................73 Russia...........................75 Sierra Leone.................78 Spain.............................79 Sudan............................82 Sweden.........................83 Switzerland....................84 Thailand........................86 Turkey...........................88 Uganda.........................90 United States.................91 West Indies..................119 Zimbabwe..................120
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CRAP
Albania 4
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FIST
Albania 5
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Algeria 6
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BUMBANG
Australia 7
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COCKBURN
Australia 8
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CHINAMAN’S KNOB
Australia 9
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IRON KNOB
Australia 10
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MOUNT MEE
Australia 11
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TITTYBONG
Australia 12
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WET BEAVER CREEK
Australia 13
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FUCKING
Austria 14
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BUM
Azerbaijan 15
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LABIA
Belgium 16
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MINGE
Belgium 17
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SPURT
Belgium 18
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CUM
Brazil 19
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SEMEN
Bulgaria 20
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CROTCH LAKE
Canada 21
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DILDO
Canada 22
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SHITAGOO LAKE
Canada 23
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PECKER’S POINT
Canada 24
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VIRGIN ARM
Canada 25
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FUKU
China 26
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WANGQUING
China 27
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SHIT
Ethiopia 28
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CLAM
France 29
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CONDOM
France 30
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PIS
France 31
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PUSSY
France 32
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TITTING
Germany 33
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TITZ
Germany 34
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TÖS
Germany 35
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WANK
Germany 36
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MINGE
Haiti 37
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TONG FUK
Hong Kong 38
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HORN
Iceland 39
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CUMBUM
India 40
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DIKSHIT
India 41
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DONG
India 42
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POO
India 43
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WANKENER
India 44
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SHAG ISLAND
Indian Ocean 45
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ANUS
Indonesia 46
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SEMEN
Indonesia 47
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GASH
Iran 48
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SHIT
Iran 49
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COCKTOWN
Ireland 50
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NOBBER
Ireland 51
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ARSOLI
Italy 52
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FUKUE
Japan 53
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FUKEM
Japan 54
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PEE
Liberia 55
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MINGE
Lithuania 56
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SEMEN
Moldova 57
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MOIST
Myanmar 58
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BOTTOM
Netherlands 59
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SHAG POINT
New Zealand 60
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CUM
Nicaragua 61
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PIS PIS RIVER
Nicaragua 62
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WANKS RIVER
Nicaragua 63
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GISUM
Nigeria 64
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BASTARD
Norway 65
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MUFF
Northern Ireland 66
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KUNT
Pakistan 67
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URIN
Papua New Guinea 68
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ANUS
Philippines 69
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BOLLOCK
Philippines 70
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SEXMOAN
Philippines 71
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LE TAMPON
Reunion Island 72
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CLIT
Romania 73
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TURDO
Romania 74
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TIT
Russia 75
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TOS
Russia 76
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VAGINA
Russia 77
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BUM
Sierra Leone 78
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CUNT
Spain 79
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PIS
Spain 80
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POO
Spain 81
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SHAGG
Sudan 82
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SLUT
Sweden 83
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CUNTER
Switzerland 84
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TITLESS
Switzerland 85
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DONG
Thailand 86
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PHUKET
Thailand 87
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CUNT
Turkey 88
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SEYMEN
Turkey 89
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POKE
Uganda 90
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BALD KNOB
United States 91
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BALLVILLE
United States 92
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BEAVER
United States 93
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BIG BEAVER
United States 94
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BUMPASS
United States 95
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CLAM
United States 96
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CLIMAX
United States 97
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COCKLAND
United States 98
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CUMMING
United States 99
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DICK
United States 100
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DYCKESVILLE
United States 101
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ERECT
United States 102
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FANNY
United States 103
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FELCH
United States 104
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FELCHVILLE
United States 105
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FRENCH LICK
United States 106
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GLASSCOCK
United States 107
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HOOKER
United States 108
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INTERCOURSE
United States 109
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MIANUS
United States 110
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MOORHEAD
United States 111
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MUFF
United States 112
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PROBE
United States 113
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REDDICK
United States 114
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SHAFTER
United States 115
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SUGAR TIT
United States 116
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ONACOCK
United States 117
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WANKERS CORNER
United States 118
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LITTLE DIX VILLAGE
West Indies 119
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WANKIE
Zimbabwe 120
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